The Essentials To Bring To Jack’s Sixth Show (page 2)
6. Your homemade “S’More Machinegun 5000″
Even though it’s just a flame-thrower, you’ll be the guy everybody wants to hang out with. “Hey S’More Guy! Over here!” they’ll scream.
Need more room to dance during [lastfm link_type="similar_artist_radio"]Marcy Playground[/lastfm]? Bust these out, start whipping ‘em around, then blammo! Instant personal dance floor.
4. “Trust Me, I’m A Cougar” T-Shirt
Once the lights go down and [lastfm link_type="similar_artist_radio"]Def Leppard[/lastfm] goes up, you’re golden. They print them in a man’s size, too.