Besides your birthday suit and that cooler full of juice boxes, there are a couple of items you should consider bringing to Verizon Wireless Amphitheater for Jack’s Sixth Show.
If you bring everything on this list, please remember…
You may not make it past the security checkpoint. You may not be allowed to ever attend a Jack Show again. You may not even be allowed back into the state of California.
But it’ll be worth the memories, right?
8. That human hair replica of [lastfm link_type=”similar_artist_radio”]Nancy Wilson[/lastfm] you’ve been keeping in your closet since you were a little kid
Don’t forget to buy her a separate ticket!
When she says, “I didn’t want to listen to that loud rap music, anyways,” she’s just trying to act all cool and stuff. Push her into the mosh pit during [lastfm link_type=”similar_artist_radio”]Sir Mix-A-Lot[/lastfm] and watch her face light up!
6. Your homemade “S’More Machinegun 5000”
Even though it’s just a flame-thrower, you’ll be the guy everybody wants to hang out with. “Hey S’More Guy! Over here!” they’ll scream.
Need more room to dance during [lastfm link_type=”similar_artist_radio”]Marcy Playground[/lastfm]? Bust these out, start whipping ’em around, then blammo! Instant personal dance floor.
4. “Trust Me, I’m A Cougar” T-Shirt
Once the lights go down and [lastfm link_type=”similar_artist_radio”]Def Leppard[/lastfm] goes up, you’re golden. They print them in a man’s size, too.
3. Your neighbor’s portable tattoo station
We can’t be the only ones who feel the need to ink up after a couple of cold ones. Grab a seat and just start drawing on those people sitting in front of you. Trust us – they’ve always wanted a hand-drawn [lastfm link_type=”similar_artist_radio”]Everclear[/lastfm] tattoo!
2. That “Mister Bulky’s” giftcard from 1997
Just for the off-chance that [lastfm link_type=”similar_artist_radio”]Dramarama[/lastfm] is really jonesin’ for some Jawbreakers, who’s gonna be the one to save the day? YOU.
That fancy-shmancy, bootlegging, live-music recording device is WAY overrated. Just bring this little guy and he’ll tape the whole thing for free! Plus, you’ve got a friend for the whole night. A furry, disturbing, creepy, little friend.