[Caption This!] Charlie Sheen Edition

Who’s up for a few Tiger Blood martinis before this Charlie Sheen roast comes on tonight?

Our Caption This! contest is back! Be it roast-worthy or cringe-worthy, leave your funniest caption in our comment section below; if we pick your caption you win yourself a Jack t-shirt!

The Comedy Central Roast of Charlie Sheen airs tonight (Monday) at 7:00pm. Before Jon Lovitz, Seth McFarlane, Jeffrey Ross and the other big hitters in Hollywood get to take their shot at Charlie, we thought we’d give you a chance to take a jab or two at the Winning-est Man Alive. All you have to do is…

This contest is now over. Congrats to our winner, Mike!

CAPTION THIS!

charlie sheen 2 [Caption This!] Charlie Sheen Edition

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“I can’t believe I found someone who looks more stoned than me.”

Honorable Mentions

Alex: “it took several hours of rigor mortis before anyone noticed that charlie’s heart had actually stopped.”


George: “I am not a religious man, but Charlie, your goddess speaks to me.”

Comments

One Comment

  1. Scott Rankin says:

    I know who you are… but do you think I look like Beavis?

  2. Mark says:

    “I’m gonna snort the Hell outta you, princess.”

  3. mar vista_al says:

    1) Ummmmm……If I had a straw, you’d look like a tiger in like 3 minutes……

  4. Mark Barrows says:

    Who needs a straw when you can have your coke on your pleasure

  5. bradford says:

    It rubs the Tigre’s Blood on its skin or else it gets the hose again ….

  6. Mark says:

    Statue thought bubble: “Is he still staring? Crap, he’s still staring. There’s no way I’m leaving here without getting warlock juice on me, is there? Crap.”

  7. Mark says:

    “Didn’t I beat a porn star in a hotel room with you?”

  8. Jose Osnaya says:

    Women made out of coke. Who says there’s no God?

  9. Jeanine says:

    A woman that will bathe in Coke for me.. you are the truest Goddess of them all…. WINNNNNNNNNNNNING!

  10. DAVID MCGOLDRICK says:

    I might be hard up, but this is ridiculous!

  11. Mikey says:

    One hot babe rolled in Coke….now thats snortalious!

  12. Jason Bell says:

    If Charlie’s nose gets any pointier he will have a built in hypodermic needle…..winning!

  13. Rock Hard.
    It only gets better.

  14. alex says:

    it took several hours of rigor mortis before anyone noticed that charlie’s heart had actually stopped.

  15. jorge says:

    …and in whoville they say, the Warlok’s small dong grew three sizes that day…

  16. Robert says:

    Ugrrrr …Tiger Blood defenetly winningggg

  17. Robert says:

    I’m Charlie Sheen Bitch

  18. jandro says:

    “…and so the coke fairy turned the red cells into real tiger blood,” Charlie writes in his imaginary autobiographical hallucinating rants, titled “2 & 1/2 ounces”.

  19. George says:

    I am not a religious man, but Charlie, your goddess speaks to me.

  20. Ron DeRuiter says:

    Oh, CRAP! It’s Charlie Sheen

  21. Rudy Alvarado says:

    women in cement brings back memories

  22. Ron says:

    I would so hit tha… Wait a minute… Are those my fingerprints???

  23. mike romo says:

    I can’t believe I found someone who looks more stoned than me.

  24. Mike says:

    Is there anything better than cocain on a naked chick??

  25. Scott Rankin says:

    I love the colour…white!

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