Yesterday, someone awesome posted an awesome picture of Battleship, the really awesome drinking game. Did we mention it is awesome? Well it is because a very clever person took the classic board game and turned it into a binge-drinking party-game.
Since we liked the idea so much we decided to give you guys a few other classic games that we think would make great drinking games. So lets get silly.
First up, the anxiety inducing game called Operation. Remember that one? It’s the game where you get to pretend to be a real life surgeon and pull body parts out of a cartoon guy on a game board. If you hit the side of the opening, a buzzer goes off and you lose.
We say, take a shot every time you hit the buzzer. Leading with this game may be bad though because it is bound to get you super drunk, super fast.
Hey Doctor, we don’t have any health insurance here in the dumpy little building so how about a shot for a shot….of whiskey?
Next, lets take it back to the old school game of Connect Four. This one is easy. Every time you place a token in the grid, you take a sip of beer. When you connect four, chug your beer.
Soon enough, you won’t be able to even count to four, and the game will be over. Your relationship may be over too after this game, so we don’t suggest you play it with your significant other.
Who can forget Mr. Bucket. Sure, this game is really made for little kids but why not be totally crazy and turn it into a drinking game. Pick your team color, and when your ball pops out of his head, you drink.
The more you drink, the harder it is to get that ball back in his head. We see this one turning into a night of a few people losing their front teeth, but hey, that’s alright. At least you are still drinking!
This one is for the ladies. It’s time for a little Mall Madness. If you’ve never played this game, it’s probably for the best because we are sure your credit score is better than those who thought credit cards were a toy.
With this game, drink a few sips of champagne every time you make a purchase. Once you are in tons of debt from buying too many shoes it’s time to finish the bottle, just like real life!
Get twisted playing Twister. This game requires a little help from your friends. Partner up with someone, and while you are on the game board contorting your body, have a friend pour beer down your throat. If you fall over, you owe everyone in the group a 6 pack.
And last but certainly not least, Monopoly. We chose this one because it takes so long to play that you are sure to be good and toasted by the end.
Every time you buy property, take a sip of your beer. Every time you land on Chance, take a sip of your beer. Every time you roll the dice, take a sip of your beer. Every time you pass Go, take a sip of your beer.
It’ll make the game seem a lot shorter.
Optional rule: If you get sent to jail and don’t have a Get Out of Jail Free card, call up 866.931.JACK and beg for bail money. It’s like music to our ears.