So, your horror movie marathon is going great, right? The killer is still on the loose, the heroine barely escaped with her life, the music in thumping loud in your ear drums…. but then it happens.
That horrible, cheesy death scene suddenly comes outta nowhere. You know, the one where the hero’s best friend gets stabbed to death from an electric guitar-drill? Yeah, that one.
Take a look at some of our favorite cheesy death scenes from over the years. They’re so over the top… how did anybody think that was a good idea?
Hyah! You’re nuts, ninja guy!
That Wacky Garage Killer
Look out behind you, it’s a ladder!
Shred that guitar!
It doesn’t even have strings. What a poser.
Balloon Boy Escapes Shark
Even if it is from Live and Let Die, Bond may have gone a little off the deep end with this stupid stunt.
Swallowed by the Blob
And this is from the remake? Sheesh.
Ninjas never negotiate
Wait – did you hit me with a ninja star? I think you did! Let me look – yup! Right in the chest. Ow! That really hurts. I think I’m dying now – yup, here I go!
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
Lesson learned: Never laugh at a man who knows karate.
One gun, 50 bullets
What? A minute and a half of bullets never killed anybody.
Chokin’ with Basket Case
It was a graveyard smash!
And our favorite death scene comes from the bowels of YouTube… as described by the uploader RainbowRabbit:
“I don’t expect pornography to have academy award-winning acting, but this is bad even for their standards. I do like Brad though.”
BRAAAAAAD?! NOOoooo! You crazy bastard!