Since Jack FM did not actually get to Part Deux of 7 Hot Older Ladies last week, as promised, here it is THIS week– sorry, must have slipped our minds…
This is Jack FM’s tasty pick of seven sun-ripened, juicy plums over the age of at least 55 who we still think have some juice left in them. Except there’s a special little twist this week. See if you can catch it….
7. Joan Rivers
Making it in on the back-end of this list is Joan Rivers. Mmm, this saucy lass has the enchantment to make even a zombie stop and stare….
6. Barbara Bush
Oh Granny Babs, how PROUD you must feel having a husband AND a son who were BOTH presidents of the United States! We’re just glad we know who to thank for little Georgie’s GREAT leadership skills!
5. Donatella Versace
Yes, Donatella Versace comes in as fifth. Those luscious lips; that strong facial structure; that mesmerizing glare– they really do it for us… after six or seven or eight or nine shots of tequila and a LONG day in the cubicle.
4. LaToya Jackson
Oh Toyota, wait, LaToya, you’ve made it on our list, bringing us into the final three!! So we were just wondering… did you get a deal on your nose job, since you and your brother got the same one? Two for one? How did that work?
3. Dolly Parton
WHOA careful there, Dolly!! Don’t want to pop a boob, or pull a stitch from behind your ears. No need to get that excited; you’ve just made it on Jack FM’s list of Hot Older Ladies.
2. Betty White
Betty White might be older than sin, but she’s super rad! As one of Jack FM’s favorite people, she obviously deserves to be recognized as such with the second spot in this list.
1. Jane Goodall
So, Jane Goodall comes in as first on this list! Woo! Anyone who can hang out with monkeys that long can certainly hang with us!! Congrats Jane, you win first place!!
Welp, there it is! From Joan Rivers to LaToya Jackson all the way to Jane Goodall– what a list full of radiant ladies– and ladies indeed they are. Thanks for enjoying this second installment of Hot Older Ladies. Oh, we know you enjoyed it, you don’t even have to tell us.