ATTICA!!! ATTICA!!! ATTICA!!!! The Dodgers are FINALLY on the road to being free from the reign of one of the most notoriously oppressive dictators since Mao Tse Tung. Zedong? 

Source: CBSsportsline
Author: Scott Miller

[pullquote quote="A new owner is in place by opening day." credit="Scott Miller"]

“In what amounts to a final surrender, McCourt essentially has agreed to auction off the team and disappear. In return, MLB gets what it wants: The Dodgers wrested from McCourt’s cold clutch without a messy court fight in which secret financial details could be publicly revealed. The league will help facilitate the sale through the Blackstone Group LP.

“The sale is expected to include the team, Dodger Stadium and the surrounding parking lots. McCourt purchased the club and the properties for $421 million in 2004.

“Best-case scenario for MLB, Los Angeles and Dodgers fans: A new owner is in place by opening day.”

Well, if the Dodgers are up for sale, and at a price tag around a $1 billion dollars US, then JACK is gonna start charging a million per bunch of songs in a row…Go ahead, swipe your card.

BTW, the Dodgers home opener is Tuesday, April 10th against the shitaeous Pittsburgh Pirates.