Tired of sleeping alone? This guy sure was.

It takes a lot of guts to ask a woman, “Wanna come inside?” when your bedroom walls are ketchup red and your GO BURGER uniform is folded over your mustard yellow desk chair.

Looks like this Craigslist user is ready to move on, become a man. Out with the old, in with the new, as they say! He’s moving on to greener pastures and his loss is your gain.

Besides, weren’t you just complaining that your bedroom doesn’t have that “bottom of the Happy Meal bag” feel?

[Source: Craigslist]

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