If there’s one thing we associate with Santa Claus, it’s his arsenal of weapons.
Second Amendment Santa Claus is a real thing. He’s so real in fact, gun enthusiasts are encouraged to drag their kids to an abandoned warehouse in Arizona to sit atop a hired man’s lap so Little Timmy can tote an AK-47 in front of St. Nick’s frosty white beard for the best novelty Christmas card a couple hundred dollars can buy.
Merry X-Mas! BULLSEYE!