Wal-Mart has always offered the lowest prices on all your methamphetamine needs… but there’s one thing that even the most loyal meth users gotta know – if you wanna play, you gotta pay!
One meth-head thought she could outsmart the drug game by mixing her chemicals right in the middle of Aisle 8 in a certain Tulsa, OK Wal-Mart. She would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for that meddling smiley-face mascot tipping the police.
According to FOX, “…she was too broke to buy the chemicals and take them outside.” Come on lady. Times are tough, sure. But you can’t blame our economy for crippling your notorious drug habit. Next time you think about burglary, take a deep breath and glance down at your WWWWD bracelet.
What Would Walter White Do?