Five Christmas Songs To Clear The Room

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There comes that time in any holiday gathering when people need to go home.

If you’re too timid to let your drunk Uncle Frank, “Hey, all the wine is gone. Go home,” try playing one of these Christmas chestnuts and your family scatter.

The Christmas Mouse — artist unknown

This is the numero uno worst Christmas song ever recorded. Grown men have been known to pull their own heads off at the sound.

This needs to be here. Why? Because you can find it nowhere else. My friend Andy Cirzan has been tortured by this chance discovery of a rare old 45. I have to hear it at least once a year. I mean, I have to hear it no more than once a year. Share it with your relatives. The ones that deserve it.

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