It’s that fresh New Year smell!
Man, 2011 seems like it was ages ago! Remember how many scandals hit the news? Remember how savage protests manifested everywhere? Remember when Kim Kardashian was a thing?
Glad to know we’ve matured and come so far from last year. Yup, so far 2012 IS OUR YEAR. Eat it, The Wave.
Look! Even the Raiders have only lost one game in 2012! This season is shaping up— oh wait.