Funny how FAIL and JAIL are nearly spelled the same.
However, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop (the artist formally known as Jeffrey Drew Wilschke) could care less about spelling. In fact, he could care less about grammar, syntax, or the integrity of the English language. For not only does Wilschke love gibberish, he also loves disobeying the law.
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Thirty-year-old Zopittybop-Bop-Bop served jailtime after police charged him with carrying a loaded handgun in public this past April. After serving his time behind bars, Wilschke went back to court – however this time it wasn’t for criminal behavior.
We’re not sure why, but he wanted to change his name to some gibberish he overheard on an episode of The Bill Cosby Show.
Now Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is back in the spotlight, for the police got a jump on him after his neighbors complained of excessive drinking and drug use around Reynolds Park, WI. Supposedly, drinking and drugs is a violation of bail conditions, and when the police arrived they added possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of marijuana and a probation violation to his ever-growing list of whoopsie-daisies.
That’s too bad he’s going back behind bars – his kids Jiggazow-Shoop-a-diddy, Whoop-Whoop-Whoop-Whoop-Whoop-Whoop-Whoop, and Claire were really looking forward to a family dinner.