Dumbledore Runs For President, Promises Every American A Pony

No, that’s not actually Dumbledore.

It’s Vermin Supreme, Democratic presidential candidate with a boot on his head and a good oral hygiene pun for every political promise.

Hey, we want a pony. 

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