Hollywood Greenlights ‘300 Honey Bees Attacked By 30 Japanese Giant Hornets’
Attention: Hollywood has finally come to its senses.
Last year, we wrote an article for the Los Angeles Times, pleading with Hollywood to stop remaking classic films – with humans.
We can only stomach those melodramatic-bags-of-bones wobbling to and fro across a green-screen boardwalk for so long.
“No,” we said. “No more actors. We want bees.”
Don’t get us wrong. We really liked the movie 300, but the whole shirtless old men with shields gag got old real quick.