Fran Drescher AKA The Nanny Admits To Alien Abduction

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As if Fran Drescher couldn’t get any worse, 90’s American nightmare The Nanny star has admitted to being abducted by aliens during her adolescence.

Too bad those aliens couldn’t have kept her up in their spaceship and spared us six seasons of ear-spitting, laughter-induced headaches.

[pullquote quote="I said to him, that's what the aliens programmed us to think!" credit="Fran Drescher"]

You know, it’s funny because Peter (Fran’s ex-husband) and I both saw [aliens] before we knew each other, doing the same thing, driving on the road with our dads,” says Drescher.

We were both in junior high. A few years later, we met, and we realized that we had the same experience. I think that somehow we were programmed to meet. We both have this scar. It’s the exact same scar on the exact same spot.”

Her story adds up! Gotta be true… except for the slight fact that ex-husband Peter Marc Jacobson doesn’t seem to remember the extraterrestrial meet-and-greet at all! Could it be that his memory was altered to think their hands were scarred by matching freak drill bit accidents? Fran seems to think so.

I said to him, that’s what the aliens programmed us to think,” Fran explains. “But really, that’s where the chip is.”

We’ll take Drescher at her word. Any actress this good deserves our suspension of disbelief (and an Emmy!)

[Source: Huffington Post]

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