_UMBO LIME M_RG_RIT_?
Sources close to Jack FM have told us that back in the day, Pat Sajak and Ms. Vanna White used to drunkenly host Wheel of Fortune after booze-fueled dinner breaks.
While the booze-fueled duo has given up the drink since those early seasons, they now have decided to endorse those same lime flavored jumbo margaritas as the official beverage of Wheel of Fortune.
Margaritas on the rocks, of course… can’t order a frozen margarita without it giving you a brain freeze during the Final Spin.
Margaritas are replacing those boring wine coolers Wheel of Fortune used to serve their guests to calm their nerves… although some contestants are abusing the system.
From what we hear, these jumbo lime margaritas are to Wheel of Fortune as what Gatorade is to sports. We hear they even dump a giant cooler of it on the winners.
Ahh sweet, sticky victory.
With the margs flowing like wine, Wheel of Fortune is sure to get some crazy action this season. We can only hope that they’ll start endorsing Taco Bell too… we think that combo would make for some good ol’ messy fun.
Bsides, isn’t spellling mor fn after a few drnks?
[Source: The Clicker]