7 Gifts That Will Get You Dumped On Valentine’s

Un-lubricated Condoms

Who buys these anyway?

These little fellers are great…for microphones. Put one of these over a mic pack and you’re good to go.

That’s probably the only thing you’ll want to put it on though.

Unless you can do balloon animals. They’re really great for that, and let’s be honest, what worthwhile girlfriend says no to a balloon animal?

Hair Removal Kits

Nothing says romance more than a night in with some hot wax and a skin rash. Even if your gal resembles Robin Williams, loving tokens of hair removal will probably just get you removed from the house.

We do, however, admire your attention to detail. Kudos!

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