Why Are We Celebrating VD Anyway?
Look, we’re all about open minds, but we gotta draw the line somewhere. This has gone unnoticed for way too long and we’re gonna stop it right now.
With your help we can put and end to VD.
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When it comes down to it, VD is gross, disgusting, and preventable. We don’t want to publicly see it on TV nor in the movies. We don’t want to be bombarded with it in the workplace. We sure as hell don’t want it in our homes. If people would just put themselves first maybe VD would no longer exist.
VD is a byproduct of people with no sense of decency who enjoy celebrating their mutual love for each other. And that’s just wrong!
We don’t know about you, but we don’t want a pink card wishing us a happy and lovely day, cuz it ain’t gonna happen. Don’t give us chocolates, or flowers, or those heart-shaped candies and tell us to celebrate VD with those we love most.
Why? Because VD will haunt you for the rest of your life. VD will get you into trouble with your significant other. With VD, you’re damned if you do, and you’re damned if you don’t.
The world would be much better off if there was no VD.
Wait, what? VD is also stands for……. oh. Yeah, we still stand by our words. VD sucks.