Go ahead! Eat a little Chinese food before you drop off to sleep. That MSG will make your dreams fah-reakyyyyyyy. 

Once we started keeping this dream journal, our dreams got a whole lot more intense. We even started a side business: Dr. Cranfill’s Dream Weaver! Send us your dreams and he’ll interpret them for free!

Just take a look at our first customer -
Sticker Pimp Rich and his CD Burger Dream……

“I was sitting at a Podunk fast food place with my sister. I order and sit down inside a completely empty restaurant. I wait and wait, so long that the soda has dissolved the paper cup it came in.

I go to the counter to ask for a new cup and a refill, and they charge me 35 cents. I get up in arms over the fact that I’ve been waiting forever for my burger, to which the employee says, “Cool it. It’ll be worth it. I promise.”

After some more time has passed, I get my food: a cheeseburger with a CD in between the meat, lettuce and ketchup. I look in the bag and see an iPod nano, a full iPod and other electronics. I walk out in the snow with my sister and jump in an RV and drive away…”

Dr. Cranfill says….

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Well Rich, first off….. eat something. Nicole Ritchie has less ribs showing than you do.

Ok now, this dream is pretty easy to interpret. TIME’S the thing here. You’re at a FAST FOOD restaurant. They make you WAIT forever.

There’s the juxtaposition of outdated CD’s and current IPods.

But notice this: as soon as you approach the counter and take action, you get more than you even expected. Your subconscious is telling you that instead of just peacefully waiting around for your proverbial “sausage McMuffin,” press the issue and see if you don’t get upgraded to “McGriddles” for your troubles.

Do this soon before the dreaded 10:30am cut off comes or you’ll have to wait even longer to scratch that breakfast itch.

Power Song:

Hootie and the Blowfish – “Time”