We’re used to some creepy stuff on Craigslist, but this gem really caught our eye. It’s not creepy… it’s just plain awesome.
A “lightly” used time machine.
Yes, Jack FM fans, you can purchase this amazing piece of technology for a mere $340. And just wait til you hear how it works.
Other than the “serious paradox problem“, the seller says this thing is a real winner. It was only used once in the 90’s, so it’s as good as new.
Personally we think it looks an awful like a boom box on top of an old TV, but we’re not Time Machine Experts.
The seller has to get rid of it because apparently this particular time machine caused the death of Amy Winehouse. You see, she was trying to control it with evil Somalian voodoo. Is she even Somalian?
But his wife is a huge fan of Winehouse, so now out goes the machine.