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Slip Out The Back JACK! 50 More Ways To Leave Your Lover [Part ONE]

Here at Jack our purpose is to help you in your struggle to be free. As Paul Simon once said, there must be 50 ways to leave your lover, and we say there must be 50 MORE ways to leave your lover.

Enjoy fidelity while it lasts!

Now that all that Valentine’s day BS is over and done, all you couples need to snap back to reality, ope there goes gravity, ope there goes rabbit… sorry, Eminem rant.



[metrolyrics artist=”Paul Simon” song=”50 ways to leave your lover”]


PART ONE

And NOW 50 (25, really) More Ways To Leave Your Lover

137853881 Slip Out The Back JACK! 50 More Ways To Leave Your Lover [Part ONE]

Tattoo your face, Mace

Scream and kick, Mick

Grab a brew, Drew

And get a pack of chew.

Go out and mosh, Josh


Ride away on your bike, Mike139129524 Slip Out The Back JACK! 50 More Ways To Leave Your Lover [Part ONE]

Start a clan, Van 

So people listen to you.

Stuff your face, Chase

Until you eat past your weight.


3317227 Slip Out The Back JACK! 50 More Ways To Leave Your Lover [Part ONE]Go take a shower, Howard

And sing out loud for hours.

Jump on a train, Zane

And blast “Insane in the Membrane”.


139513382 Slip Out The Back JACK! 50 More Ways To Leave Your Lover [Part ONE]Swing like you should, Tiger Woods

Til’ you’re back in the hood.

Switch up your mood, Jude

Have the nanny make you some food.

Call up Lewinksy, Bill

While you’re passing a bill.


103807607 Slip Out The Back JACK! 50 More Ways To Leave Your Lover [Part ONE]Things could get messy, Jesse

Start confessing.

Become a priest, Keith

Desist and cease.

Labor everyday, Dre

Til you make pay

Then runaway.


Did You Know…

San Francisco hip-hop legend Andre Nickatina sampled Simon’s “50 Ways to Leave Your lover” in his track “Last Breath of an MC” from the 99′ album Tears Of A Clown. Fillmoe for life.


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