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Things You Should Not Spend $1000 On – Bread.

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So you’ve won a bunch of dough from Jack FM and knead ideas on how to spend it, huh? Well look no further.

We have some half-baked ideas of what you should spend all that bread on. Why not… bread?!

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You’re still trying to stick to that gluten-free diet? Too bad… According to the US Department of Labor’s Bureau of Labor Statistics, $1000 would buy about 704 loaves of white bread. Now what are you going to do with all that bread?

Make a bunch of grilled cheese of course!

With cheddar cheese at about $1.50 a pound according to the USDA, you can get a heck of a lot of it for $1,000. If you spent half of your cash on bread and half on cheese to make delicious melty sandwiches for everyone and their cousin, you could make over 3,000 grilled cheeses. Who’s hungry?

With all that bread and cheese, you’ll definitely want to branch out from the traditional grilled cheese. Epic Meal Time made a fried grilled cheese tower with bacon! Deadmau5 was there to oversee the proceedings. Maybe you could compete in the Grilled Cheese Invitationals! They’re held right here in LA on 4/28/12.

Or perhaps you want to pay a visit to The Grilled Cheese Food Truck and compare techniques! Hell, you could start your own grilled cheese truck with all the bread and cheddar you’ve idiotically spent your $1000 on.

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