Two crack pipes, a stun gun, and a cheeseburger. That’s not much to ask for, right?
A 52-year-old man toting all of the above (except for the burger), walked into a Denny’s claiming he was the new manager.
In all fairness, he did walk in with a briefcase.
After yelling at the actual manager that he was “sent by corporate”, the man then proceeded to make himself a cheeseburger and fries.
The legit manager suspected something was up when the stranger immediately started cooking up some grub after the confrontation. The manager then called 911 and the rest is All-American history.
According to a police spokesman on the scene, “I don’t know if he had 30 years with Denny’s, but he probably has had experience cooking a cheeseburger in the past.”
The sad part? The poor guy didn’t even get to finish his burger.