After the debacle that was “The Oscars,” Hollywood needed to do something to get Jack FM back on its side.
Getting Scarlett Johansson nude on film is good enough for us. And can you believe that Jack FM already has stills from the film????!!!!????
Um, about that last line, we totally don’t have those stills. We just wrote that so you’d click on this story. That way, the reptilian overlords that run this company can get about 53 cents from the Google ads on this page.
So, sorry about that part.
But Scarlett Johansson REALLY is gonna be naked in the shower scene in the new Psycho remake. Seriously. Check out the story from OMG on Yahoo. Isn’t that enough reason to run out into the middle of the street and start celebrating?
Of course it is.
A list of films in which Scarlett Johanson did NOT appear naked:
If Lucy Fell (1996)
Home Alone 3 (1997)
The Horse Whisperer (1998)
Fight Club (1999)
Lost In Translation (2003)
The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004)
Hellraiser: Deader (2005)
Although this one did get Kari Wuhrer naked
He’s Just Not That Into You (2009)
He might have been had you gotten naked, Scarlett
Iron Man 2 (2010)
The Artist (2011)
Another reason it shouldn’t have won Best Picture
[Source: OMG Yahoo]