Things You Should (Probably) Not Spend $1000 On – Girl Scout Cookies
It’s that time of year again. Uniform-clad youngins are hawking baked goods in front of a grocery store near you and we’re all getting a little fatter. what does this all mean? Girl Scout Cookies are back!
We think it would be best if you spent your $1000 of Jack’s Cash on these tasty treats. We also think it would be a good idea if you dropped off a couple of cases at our offices. We like Caramel deLites and Thin Mints. How many boxes of Girl Scout Cookies could you get with $1000? At $4 a box, you can get 250 boxes. You could get about 20 boxes of each if you wanted to evenly distribute your Jack’s Cash. How many of each variety would you buy?
The choices are:
Dulce de Leche
Peanut Butter Sandwiches
Peanut Butter Patties
Lemon Chalet Cremes - lemon filled
Lemonades - lemon shortbread
Caramel deLites - the cookies formerly known as Samoas
Savannah Smiles - crispy lemon cookies
Shout Outs! - Belgian-style carmelized cookies
Thanks-A-Lot - shortbread with chocolate
Thank U Berry Munch - cranberry white chocolate
Trefoils - shortbread
Did you hear that there is now a Girl Scout Cookie App? Yep. It’s easier than ever to get your fat kid on and eat an entire box of cookies in one sitting. Available on both iPhone and Android, this app allows you to search by zip code to see where the goodies are being sold nearby.
You know what? All sarcasm aside, go out and get a box of cookies or two. Or 250. They’re delicious and the money goes to a good cause.