Oh, the humanity! It would be a real shame if someone got access to their private photos.
Yeah, in fact, some did post their private photos online. You really shouldn’t go and take a look at them. Here is the link so that you don’t accidentally click it.
Add this to the list of leaked celebrity nude photos. Some of our favorites were Scarlett Johansson, Blake Lively, and Jessica Alba.
Wait, I mean, these were all terrible tragedies and invasions of privacy. Be sure that you don’t click this link to check any of them out. Certainly don’t go there and search for a Top Ten list that also features Rihanna, Hayley Williams of Paramore, and Leighton Meester. Or maybe that Top Ten list doesn’t even exist, because we absolutely did not click on that link. Certainly not from our work computer, and there is no need to have anyone from IT check up on us.
And we don’t even want to remind you of the Brett Favre and Ron Artest leaked photos, so we won’t even bring those up. (You’ll have to go out and find the link for those two on your own so you don’t accidentally click it yourself.)
Trust us, we’re, uh, working or something.
Seriously though, hacking a cell phone is wrong. Posting private photos online is also wrong. Jack FM was the victim of both of these crimes back in 1989.