Crap In Your House? Use Them Weights!
Those heavy metal free weights? Pssssh. There’s nothing free about paying $50 a month for a gym membership.
Why not just lift the stuff that’s lying around your house?
This is our workout routine for Jack’s Muscle Madness, and we’re more than happy to share our workout secrets with you.
Handles of Liquor
It’s already got a handle on it, so when you’re lifting that bottle up to your face after work, don’t forget to flex!
Your Dirty Laundry
If you’re anything like us, you probably wait to do laundry until you’ve worn all your underwear twice and your shirts start to smell like beef.
Before you wash your delicates, do a squat or two with the full hamper. You’ll be adding to that sweaty pile of clothes in no time.
While we admit that a remote doesn’t weight that much, we’re pretty sure that if you do enough reps that it’ll count for something.
Channel surfing has never been so healthy.
Whether it’s feline or dog, bird or fish, if you have a pet it has to eat. We found that out the hard way.
So when you’re feeding that little needy bundle of joy (yes you have to feed it every day), work out those biceps and triceps a couple of times.
We’ll be honest with you, this probably works better if you own a big ass dog.
Along the same lines as the liquor bottle, it’s amazing how many calories you can burn by lifting food or drink to your face.
Hot pocket! It also works as a laxative!