Totally Awesome Things You Can Buy For $1,000: Home Security System

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Have you even felt like someone was watching you? Or are you just trying to pretend that you life is like an episode of Big Brother?

Then a Home Security System might be the thing for a crazy, paranoid so-and-so like you to buy with your $1,000 you just won in JACK CASH.

Whether on the road or at home you’ll always know that your home is safe.

According to cctvcamerapros.com you can buy a Home Security System for a cool $999.99.

This Home Security System includes four cameras, a monitoring system, and a remote control.

Another cool thing that comes with this set is a free app for your smart phone so that you can check in on your house while you’re at work or on vacation.

You can get your three stars on Angry Birds and check in on you house at the same time that’s pretty legit right?

Imagine how paranoid you will become. At first you’ll consistently check your phone to make sure that everything is safe. But the paranoia will grow and fester inside of you.

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Then your next step will be to build a Panic Room and hold out in there listening to Jack forever being paranoid thinking about all of the worst that could happen to your house.

Finally you’ll make your home not just a house but an Impenetrable Fortress of Doom with a moat filled with alligators watching the world from your panic room which is held deep within the fortress underground and then you’ll finally be safe.

Or you’ll just use it to spy on your neighbors you little creepers.

Either way a Home Security System sounds pretty boss to us so why not buy one for yourself.

[Source: cctvcamerapros.com]


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Rockwell – “Somebody’s Watching Me”

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