Ok. So you won $1,000 bucks in JACK Cash. Now what? Whatta ya do with all that scratch? Pay overdue bills? Squirrel it away for the kids college fund? Hells no. You buy something ridiculous. This is where I come in to assist you. Here are 6 AWESOME things you can buy for $1,000 or less on Ebay RIGHT NOW…..
Before we delve into all that Ebay has to offer you, if you have no idea what JACK CASH is, or how to win it, or when you need to be calling to win, you should probably CLICK HERE and get up on thangs.
6) Luke Skywalker X-Wing Pilot Helmet Replica $829
For $829 American, you can own what might possibly be the single nerdiest collectible on the planet. Painstakingly recreated from an actual screen scan from the movie, this is a must have for any serious Star Wars fan boy. Or fan girl if they actually exist.
Bid NOW…I know you want to…
5) 1 BKT R-1 Rear Tractor Tire $740.15
$740.15 for a tire? You bet your cotton farming ass. That’s a nice piece of vulcanized baddassery right there. Would look awesome on your Mitsubishi Diamante.
Bid NOW on this seven-hundred dollar tire….
4) Life Sized Hanging Orangutan $759
Nothing says, “I-am-a-gigantic-douche-baguette-with-entirely-too-much-expendable-income” more than a life-sized hanging orangutan statue in your foyer. Be the envy of absolutely nobody with this hand crafted homage to every ones favorite Hominidae.
Bid NOW on Frank. Yes. I have named him Frank. He looks like a Frank no?
3) 374 Piece Wrestling Figurine Set–$763
374 PIECES!?!!!! Count em’ all. I DARE YOU. This is a total must have for any serious pro-wrestling aficionado. I mean, the Ricky the Dragon Steamboat figurine ALONE I would gladly pay a grand for. And if you feel differently, it is quite obvious we could never be friends.
Bid NOW on this thorough and exhaustive collection of pro-wrestling history.
2) White Chocolate Obsession Barbie Doll $895
Somewhere Waylon Smithers is afire with the burning passion of want for this White Chocolate Obsession Barbie, limited edition. If I actually KNEW anybody willing to pay $900 for a Barbie doll, I would find it very hard not to bury my right hand into their face and/or neck area.
Bid NOW on this borderline racist Barbie doll…..
and 1) Atari 2600 Game Console w/box and Combat Cartridge $799
Kids these days just don’t even know. If you didn’t have an Atari in the 80′s your social standing was equal to that of the neighborhood leper. Other than maybe Garbage Pail Kids, nothing makes me wax nostalgic more than the OG of gaming consoles. If the seller of this particular item had a working copy of Pitfall, I would hit the Buy It Now button on Ebay faster than you can say Call of Duty. Suck it Xbox, this is gaming at its finest.
Bid NOW on this glorious piece of 80′s living, the Atari 2600