Meat Sticks To Drink Your Bloody Mary: Our Dreams Came True

We accidentally sniffed a few too many magic markers the other night and had the most incredible vision.

Beef jerky straws. That you can drink through. More specifically that you can drink a Bloody Mary through.

We were panic-stricken when we woke up, until a little internet searching led us to Benny’s Bloody Mary Beef Straws.

beef straw Meat Sticks To Drink Your Bloody Mary: Our Dreams Came True

Benny's Bloody Mary Beef Straws

It’s basically a fat beef straw that is the most amazing vessel for tomato and vodka that was ever created.

When you think about it, it totally makes sense. You drink, you get hungry. And now you can just chow down on your straw! Plus who doesn’t love drinks that come with snacks?!

We kinda doubt we’re civilized enough to use straws, but we’ll try to make this one work.

And what else could go better with your Meat Stick Bloody Mary than the 26-minute version of “Meat Stick” by Phish?

We know you can knock back at least a couple before the end.

Buy Benny’s Bloody Mary Beef Straws here!

[Source: Geekologie and Incredible Things]


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