Office Warfare: Best Gadgets For Cubicle Pranking
We’ve been having some…issues…with our cubicle neighbors (no it is NOT okay to blare Justin Beiber at 9AM).
Since our empty threats don’t seem to working, we got online and found ourselves some nice Office Warfare gadgets. You know, sling shots, air cannons, that sort of thing.
And in case you’re in the middle of a cubicle war too, we’ve included some choice weapons for you to choose from.
Airzooka Air Gun
ThinkGeek – $12.99
This awesome air cannon fires…you guessed it…balls of air at your cubicle mates. Perfectly harmless yet totally effective.
If your office arch nemesis is vapid and shallow, use the Airzooka to mess up their hair and clothes! Or blow away those important TPS reports sitting on top of their desk.
ThinkGeek – $19.99
Go ahead…shoot s’more co-workers! Get it?
This rapid fire marshmallow gun is the perfect addition to your cubicle warfare collection. It holds 20 marshmallows, reloads quickly, and shoots 30 feet.
And the marshmallows make for excellent snackage during fighting.
Screaming Monkey Slingshot
ThinkGeek – $6.99
This cute and cuddly plush monkey may look cute, but he’s nothing to monkey around about. (Sorry about that one).
But this monkey has a dangerous secret – there are pockets in the monkey’s hands. Just stick your fingers in, pull back his hind legs, and pull back his rubber arms to launch him across the office towards your enemy.
Oh yeah, and they scream when you launch them. Awesome.
Micro Sonic Grenade
ThinkGeek – $4.99
Basically, this little beauty is designed to blast the crap out of your co-workers eardrums.
You can set the timer to 5, 30, or 60 seconds. Throw this puppy, and run away before it goes off (unless you have earplugs). Once it goes off, your enemy won’t know what hit their ears.
We’re pretty sure they won’t make anyone deaf…
Star Wars Force FX Lightsabers
ThinkGeek – $119.99
Nerd alert! If you’re looking for a classier way of fighting at the office, these kickass lightsabers are for you.
These particular lightsabers are movie-quality awesome. They light from bottom to top (with sound), they have that nostalgic lightsaber hummmmm to them.
And when you hit your office nemesis, it makes a really cool smashing sound.