When we take a look at the best Twitter accounts, it’s easy to get lost in the Sea of 140 characters or less. Forget @931JackFM, these are the best of the best of the strange.
That’s right. What, you didn’t know we’re on Twitter? Don’t worry – we didn’t make the list. We’re not a “novelty” Twitter account. We take that sh*t seriously.
What: Exactly what the name describes. Big Ben Clock tweets on the hour every hour. For some reason, we find it hilarious.
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG
— Big Ben (@big_ben_clock) April 13, 2012
4. Erica’s Fish
“I am Erica’s fish. Erica is a human. I am a fish.”
What: Erica’s Fish is largely resentful of the world outside its bowl. Especially acrimonious towards Erica herself.
The human spent weeks training for a race; now that it’s done, she wants to enter a pie-eating contest. And she calls ME a yo-yo dieter. — Erica’s Fish (@ericasfish) June 18, 2009
The human has left her dirty socks near my home again. Trying to finish writing my novel but keep passing out from the smell. Horrid. — Erica’s Fish (@ericasfish) February 17, 2009
3. Tween Hobo
“I’m only twelve, but I’m a hard twelve.”
What: A rough-and-tumble tween tweets about the hardships of being dustbowl chic.
I used to be BFFs with a gopher but she scurried away — Tween Hobo (@TweenHobo) April 1, 2012
A hobo’s gotta live by the whimsicalities of chance, for example I keep my iPod on shuffle. — Tween Hobo (@TweenHobo) March 22, 2012
“I alert twitter users that they typed sneak peak when they meant sneak peek. I live a sad life.”
What: Dishing out grammatical advice since 2011, Stealth Mountain is doing God’s work. Never has one misspelled word resulted in so much rage! The replies are hilarious!
Top Tweets: Since every tweet from Stealth Mountain is the same, here are the top replies.
1. Norman N
“My dad is 82 years old. I’m teaching him how to use the internet. I told him twitter was how to search things on Google. These tweets are what he’s searching.”
What: Norman is just delightful. We aren’t sure if this is real or not, but either way this account made us giggle.
can i bring a tupperware of chili on an airplane?
— Norman N. (@oldmansearch) December 20, 2011
soft boiled grapes
— Norman N. (@oldmansearch) May 4, 2011