Man Sues BMW For Giving Him Two-Year Erection

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Yes, the headline is correct. If you had wood for longer than a week and weren’t adult film star, a visit to the doctor would be in order, right? Well not for Henry Wolf. He waited 20 months then he hired a lawyer.

Wolf claims the seat on his BMW motorcycle gave him an erection that lasted almost two years. The San Francisco Chronicle reports that Wolf filed a lawsuit against BMW North American and Corbin-Pacific claiming that the “ridged seat” on his 1993 BMW left him with mental and emotional anguish after allegedly causing an extreme case of priapism or as I call it, a “damn-this-wood-is-starting-to-hurt-erection.”

According to Wolf, the ultra long-lasting wood started when he took a four hour ride. The Wolf v. BMW lawsuit alleges that he continued to suffer the erection problem since the September 2010 ride. It goes on to state that Wolf is “now is unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish.” And, according to his attorney, he still has an erection!

Rather than suing BMW, he should sell his story to Marvel Comics… Can’t you see him as the next super hero?

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