Our dream of driving a toilet at breakneck speeds has finally come true.
Jolene Van Vugt of Canada has set the new land speed record for fastest toilet, going 46 mph.
This world’s fastest pooper is more or less just the body of a go-kart with the porcelain throne as the seat.
Jolene blew past the old record of 42 mph, originally set in 2011, on a 330 foot course in Australia.
“I flew into Australia yesterday and came out here to jump straight on the toilet, that was so fun and I’m stoked to get the record” said Jolene about her record-setting run.
Jolene is no stranger to the record books either.
Being the first woman to back flip a dirt bike & performing the longest back flip of a dirt bike over Arizona’s Grand Canyon, Jolene is a born record breaker.
All of those records are great but to Jolene this fast crapper may be her crowning jewel. “I’ve broken Guinness World Records before but I never thought I’d be the fastest toilet rider in the world.”
We salute Jolene Van Vugt and her rapid potty.
Watch her run on the fastest John below