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Covert Agent Arrested For DUI, After Drinking 100 Beers

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How many people are actually CIA agents in their lifetime?

Or actually drink 100 beers consecutively…

OR swim naked in a stranger’s pool with another stranger…also naked.

Bradley Pope, apparent former CIA agent, also apparent future president of the United States, must have missed the thrill when he attempted to pull off this master heist.

Although once intelligent enough to be employed by the Central Intelligence Agency, the following quotes by Pope prove that those hundred beers lived up to their stature.

Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, take one down pass it around, drink another, swim naked, steal a car, then become president.

Bradley Pope was arrested on June 3rd by the St. Lucie County Sheriff’s deputies in Florida. Pope and an unidentified woman, were found swimming naked in a stranger’s pool. When deputies  arrived at the scene, Pope and the woman were gone, and had stolen the owner’s car as well, just to top it off.

When deputies caught Pope he expressed obvious signs of intoxication. In other words he was belligerent, in other words, hammered, in other words…he drank 100 beers, come on people. He’s a naked, bipolar, genius chugger.

When asked if he had been drinking, Pope replied with the following statements:

“Of course I’m not a drunk, I don’t get drunk.”

He then admitted to drinking 100 beers. Surprise surprise.

He also claimed that he worked for the CIA, was a covert agent who lived in Costa Rica, was bipolar, wanted to kill himself and would soon be the president of the United States.

Perfect candidate, he has the courage AND the creativity.

If only he weren’t arrested and charged with a DUI. We can imagine what could have been, a world run by 100 beers. If only…

[Source: huffingtonpost]



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