Everyone get ready to shine your balls, throw on your nattiest bath robe, and pee on some rugs because the infamous, oft-quoted 1998 cult classic The Big Lebowski is in the works for a sequel. Part two titled The Big Lebowski 2: The Dude Goes To Washington will start filming in October and feature (obviously, or what’s the point?), Jeff Bridges as The Dude and John Goodman as Walter Sobchak.

According to the Examiner, the premise of the sequel is that The Dude and Walter have to save their bowling alley from  a douche land owner named Bavarian Illuminati who is played by none other than the most awesome of all that is awesome, Bill Murray.

Jesus played by John Turturro is back, along with Philip Seymour Hoffman as Brandt, the sexy Julianne Moore as Maude Lewbowski, and maybe the hot mess we hate to love, Tara Reid as Bunny Lebowski.

Also part of the surely warped but hilarious Coen brothers written and directed story line is Jesse Eisenberg, the kid from that Facebook movie, who plays The Dude’s only son and an 18-year-old congressman.

The Big Lebowski 2: The Dude Goes To Washington is slotted for release  in 2015–if the Mayans don’t get us first.

If you don’t think this is cool, “shut the f**k up, Donny.”

**Yeah, this is probably all BS but a JACK FM can dream can’t she**