Man With World’s Largest Penis Falsely Searched By Airport Security
There has to be downsides to having the world’s largest ding-dong. Here is a perfect example of the burden that comes along with having a super-sized baby maker.
Jonah Falcon, man with the world’s largest penis was searched on accounts of a mysterious bulge in his pants.
Wouldn’t it be hilarious if his name was Richard? What a let down.
While at the San Francisco International Airport on July 9th, Falcon was searched by the TSA who noticed his third head suffocating through his intentionally tight pants.
Although he had no technical weapons, he did contain something that shoots things and could be harmful if used incorrectly. He was infact strapped, to the left that is. Jonah Falcon claims the ‘stuff’ in his pants that was causing a 3D image to onlookers, was soft at the time.
The 41-year-old from New York measures at 9 inches flaccid, and 13.5 while erect. Though he was innocent from containing any bombs or illegal items, it’s no wonder why the TSA were suspicious.
While the TSA were searching for an invisible explosive or weapon, they became frustrated and led Falcon to the X-ray body scanners.
His manhood stood the test of time. Though his pockets were empty, other things were not. These sorts of things could make his pockets less empty with the porn offers he’s received, but rejected.
While the screener extensively searched Falcon, he finally gave up, while maintaining a straight face during the entire process. The search included patting directly around his family jewels at which point Falcon had to verbally identify that it was his male sex organ.
—Krista Blore, 93.1 Jack FM