Jacked Up News: Beard Stylist Wanted ‘Srs Bsns’
In search of a new look that emulates that of ZZ Top, Ol’ St Nick, or just a good ol’ grimey lumberjack?
While growing manly bristles of facial hair can be frustrating for many men, there are other male issues that can be even harder.
As posted on Craigslist.org, where things get posted, contained a post seeking a beard stylist:
“I’ve had a moustache and beard off and on over the years, and I’ve tried styling it in the past but I just can’t get it to the next level. I’m looking for some serious tips from a pro. Please submit to me your beard resume. Pictures of your achievements would be greatly appreciated.”
“I’m currently having trouble with getting my handlebar working correctly as well as keeping the sideburns even.”
“This is ‘srs bsns’ (serious business) as I’ve been informed I need to style it up, shave it off, or loose my job. (I work in adult daycare.)”
As this apparent serious issue remains, someone just throw the man a frickin’ bone here.
He may want to ask himself, the Karl Marx, the Zach Galifianakis, the Gandalf or the Brian Wilson? The bigger the beard the bigger the fear.
Krista Blore, 93.1 Jack FM