Jacked Up News: Star Wars Lightsaber Classes For Adults
Oh San Francisco, you are full of surprises.
Ever dreamed of reenacting the battle scenes between Luke Skywalker and Darth Vader in Star Wars? For those of you with a Darth Vader in your life, Golden Gate Knights holds the key to your eternal bliss. Your dream could become a reality at last.
Who wouldn’t want a chance at becoming an annihilating lightsaber pro? According to msnbc, included in these classes is professional instruction on how to do inverted grips, figure eights, and reverse spins. Awesome.
The camp’s instructor Alain Bloch, said “We’re kind of indulging in their childhood and that sort of fantasy of being a real Jedi.” The man with the plan has a glowing saber in his hand, you might want to take his lead.
Jedi camps are not so easy to come across for adults, this opportunity is calling your name, like “Luke I am your father.” It is also not often that one must be 17 years of age to participate in Star Wars activities, so embrace the force that is reeling you in.
Wouldn’t it be fitting if lightsaber was Jack FM’s middle name? We think so.
Krista Blore, 93.1 Jack FM