Porn Moratorium Underway Due To Syphilis Outbreak

Good ol’ porn, keeping ol’ geezers loyal to their wives since the beginning of time. If it weren’t for porn then infidelity could be an epidemic, similar to that of tweens becoming famous from YouTube.

According to Yahoo, The Los Angeles County Public Health Department announced an investigation into five potential cases of the sexually transmitted disease syphilis, last week. This investigation took place due to one sex performer that tested positive.

We take it he or she might be out of work for a good while.

While the multi-billion dollar industry based out of the San Fernando Valley will suffer for a few days, at least they placed a moratorium in order to spare the stars of their, uh, films.

What sort of career aspirations would one have with a porn background? Lahd almighty hopefully nothing remotely relevant to the education industry.

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