Jacked Up News: Elvis Presley’s Dirty Underwear For Sale
Soiled underwear, what a delight.
That’s like sleeping on stained sheets, for those of you who sleep in the nude. Except of course they were stained by the hunk of burnin’ love himself, rightfully titled, The King.
As one of the powers that be, The King of Rock ‘n’ Roll and to many, a diety, who really would reject Elvis’s panties?
These infact were the whitey tighties worn under Elvis’ 1977 white jumpsuit, which generated a great deal of perspiration in the crotchal region, left to bloom into a forest of fragrances.
According to huffingtonpost the price of these Elvis spanks is expected to be at a whopping $16,000 (10,000 pounds) at an auction in England, next month.
The auction which will be held in Stockport, Greater Manchester will include an Elvis-annotated bible and home movies. You don’t want to miss a chance at snatching the piece of cloth that contained Elvis’s junk for long enough to stain them! Any takers?
Krista Blore, 93.1 Jack FM