Jacked Up News: Drunk Man Urinates On 300 Breathalyzer Tubes

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Forklift operators aren’t all bad…until they piss all over breathalyzer tubes that our tax dollars pay to create.

One Australian man got his two spouts confused, or did he?

According to Huffingtonpost, Ryan Scott Thompson, 26, from Christchurch, Australia was arrested for drunk driving into an elderly woman’s living room in July. Police gave Thompson a sobriety test and found the amount of booze in his system to be three times the legal limit.

While processing the paperwork after the test, the on-duty officer heard running water. What could it be?

Oh it just happened to be Thompson urinating into a box of 300 breathalyzer tubes, while sitting. He was reportedly told to stop and couldn’t fight the force within, so he continued.

The breathalyzer tubes were then sterilized and recycled for future use.

Not.

The tubes were disposed of and Thompson was charged with willful damage. He was required to cough up $88 to replace the equipment. After pleading guilty to drunk and careless driving, his license was suspended for nine months.

Sucks.

Krista Blore, 93.1 Jack FM

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