While other sites are wasting your precious time telling you what to do this weekend, like naked horseback riding or a flavored bacon tasting, JACK FM doesn’t really care. In fact, we know half of you will wake up tomorrow morning with a 3-tequila-floor hangover and/or spend your whole entire Sunday watching football and getting buffalo sauce all over your wife’s favorite cashmere throw.

Instead, here’s a list, of the 20 naughtiest restaurant names around the world, complete with a link in case you want to travel there one day.

Why? Because we can.

The Golden Shower Chinese Restaurant–Sydney, Australia

A & K Lick-A-Chick-Bras D’Or, Nova Scotia

Dirty Dick’s Crab House-Panama City Beach, Florida

Fuk Mi Sushi Bar-North Richland Hills, Texas

King Dong Chinese Restaurant-Berkeley, California

Phat Phuc Noodle Bar-London, United Kingdom

Toe Bang-Los Angeles, California

Thai Me Up-Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Pink Taco-Los Angeles, California

Twig & Barry’s-Bourbonnais, Illinois

Did we miss any of your favorites?

–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles