Get Free Pizza For Life For Actually Caring About Democracy, Sort Of
Not interested in the Democratic, Republican, Libertarian, or Green Party? What about the Pizza Party? Of course you are. Show us a person who hates pizza and we’ll show you a liar.
Pizza Hut, the ingenious minds behind the Pizza Party, are offering free pizza FOR LIFE to any official attendee of the October 16th Hofstra University-hosted presidential debate brave enough to ask the question “pepperoni or sausage?” says an article in Market Watch.
It’s not that great of a deal though counters Eater who claims that instead of getting pizza, the winner gets a check for $15,600 that they have to pay taxes on. Untaxed, the money amounts to about 52 pizzas a year for 30 years. We don’t think that is a bad deal, actually. Money you didn’t have before, even if it’s not the original
Pizza Hut CMO Kurt Kane understands that are “a lot of serious issues to be debated,” but thinks there “a lot less serious–but no less important–ones that are being discussed every night inside houses across the country.” These are no boxers-or-briefs shenanigans, friends. This is a serious, life-altering question that says a lot about our potential president.
Pepperoni or sausage? How do you think your favorite presidential candidate likes his pie?
–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles