In what is probably not the longest name in the world but possibly the most delusional, 28-year-old British barmaid, once known as good old Emma-Louise Hodges has changed her name to include 14 different Bond girls names.
Her name now? Why it’s just Miss Pussy Galore Honey Rider Solitaire Plenty O’Toole May Day Xenia Onatopp Holly Goodhead Tiffany Case Kissy Suzuki Mary Goodnight Jinx Johnson Octopussy Domino Moneypenny reports M16.
To her friends, she’s just Miss Moneypenny because she said she’s ultimately a good “down-to-earth girl” even though she’s “not technically a Bond girl.”
“I’ve always thought how great it would be to be a Bond girl – and now I am,” Moneypenny continued. “I’ve always admired actresses like Honor Blackman and Ursula Andress – and the innuendo of some names has always made me giggle. I’m hoping it can mean I can find my own suave James Bond.”
We hope she does and someone makes a reality television show out of it.
No more of this scary-as-all-get-out animal hording/cracked-out toddlers nonsense. An old-fashioned non-harmful identity quandary is what we’re all about these days.
–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles