There are things to be thankful for like running water, bacon, sleep, cuddling with bacon while we sleep, listening to JACK FM, not listening to JACK FM, not taking requests, being lazy, drinking, breathing, eating enough turkey on Thanksgiving to the point where we wake up three days later with a puddle of our own drool encrusted into our hair.
So many things to be thankful for, but this video is not one of them. Some girl named Nicole Westbrook sings an awful song about Thanksgiving à la Rebecca Black.
That’s not the worst part. The worst part is that we watched the whole thing, passed it onto all our friends, and are now passing it onto you.
We told you not to watch it.
–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles