Make fun of hipsters all you want, but they have that whole survival-of-the-fittest thing down. Their constant donning of unwashed flannels keeps them warm; not washing them saves money! Beards hide everything; also they keep you warm, too! Indie shows are always way cheaper than mainstream ones.

Hipster chicks might look like Stevie Nicks wannabes but for a few cheap margaritas and some free chips, they are usually good to go. And what other human subculture not only survives, but celebrates Pabst Blue Ribbon. And ummm, hipsters were having (ironic) zombie apocalypse trainings wayyyy before the military. Just sayin’.

Now Pabst Brewing, Co.  is eyeing the long-lasting food perfect for the hipster survival kit.

“Our family would love to purchase these iconic brands,” said Daren Metropoulos at C. Dean Metropoulos and Co. in Connecticut. “We are actively pursuing this deal as no doubt strategics will also.”

Sounds like a dream plan, but other “strategics” include the Little Debbie peeps and the Tastykake peeps reports Huffpost.

Not included, but hoping for a suitable union? JACK FM who’s family as been hoarding Twinkies since their 193o inception. How do you think we survived through the Great Depression?

–Nadia Noir, CBS Radio Los Angeles