Think you want to work for one of the triple threat stations–JACK FM, KROQ, or AMP Radio? Are you sure about that? Especially since a building full of a hundred some odd people at any given time have been using the same bathroom for OVER A WEEK. The crappy chaos started right before Thanksgiving.

The infamous KROQ “Phantom Pooper” bathroom was  out of commission. By out of commission, we mean it was as dirty as the “holy” river of some third world country. Here’s an e-mail we all received from the receptionist:

Thankfully, Thanksgiving gave us some respite from futile fecal matters. Or did it? Because when we came back it was WORSE. The only working bathrooms are back in digital–which is also the most ignored department at the station so the bathrooms are generally the CLEANEST.

Now everyone and their gastrointestinally-disturbed mother were using the sacred digital bathrooms. To top it all off, today we received an e-mail saying all water would be turned off tomorrow which means, yes,  NO BATHROOMS AT ALL. #festivallyfe #atwork #ohwait

So, we get port-a-potties outside.

Here are some tweets from JACK FM’ers:

Seriously JACK? Stop making the dumpy little building dumpier! Geez! cc: @931JACKFM lockerz.com/s/264664643—
Sticker Pimp JB (@StickerPimpJB) November 27, 2012

Yes, really. @931JACKFM #dumpylittlebuilding http://t.co/Z6B2jn30—
Sticker Pimp Bailey (@StckrPimpBailey) November 15, 2012

Oh crap. Choices @kroq @ampradio @931JACKFM lockerz.com/s/264705150—
Mike Salas (@verymachomike) November 27, 2012

Like “Very Macho Mike” says, we’ve got choices. Which port-a-pottie do you think is cleaner? OUR VOTE IS ON NOT JACK FM.

Actually, there’s a bush in the corner of the parking lot that seems more appealing.  A feral cat lives in it, so it’s like one of those fancy Hollywood bar bathrooms with an attendant spraying you with Drakkar Noir that you don’t make eye contact with so you don’t have to tip.