Chances Are Snoop Lion Is Smoking A Blunt This Very Moment

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(Photo by Joe Kohen/Getty Images)

(Photo by Joe Kohen/Getty Images)

Is Snoop Lion lying? If what he claims is true, a better question would be, is Snoop Lion even conscious?

It’s no secret that Snoop indulges in copious amount of marijuana. In fact, with a career virtually built on glamorizing the “high life,” the legendary rapper revels in his trail-blazing ways.

So when the question came up of how much weed Snoop smokes a week during a recent chat on reddit, we were ready for a pretty outlandish number. The answer, however, blew even us away.

“81 blunts a day x 7,” Snoop responded. SAY WHAT!?!

Let’s break that down mathematically, because you know, math is always fun when you’re high.

Assuming Snoop sleeps 8 hours a day, that averages out to about 5 blunts an hour, or a blunt nearly every 10 minutes. If Snoop sleeps only 6 hours a day, that works out to about a blunt every 15 minutes. Chances are that by the time you finish reading this article (assuming that you, too, are high and read verrrrrrrrrrrry slooooooooooooooowly), Snoop will have sparked up another one.

Going the other direction, 81blunts a day translates into 567 blunts a week, about 2,500 a month, and nearly 30 thousand blunts a year.

We wanted to do the math on how much poundage that is, but, you know, we got lazy and had the munchies and stuff. Snoop, meanwhile, has already forgotten what the question was.


-Carlos Delgado, CBS Radio

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